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Strict Standards: Non-static method serendipity_plugin_api::hook_event() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/v141319/include/functions_smarty.inc.php on line 496 Strict Standards: Non-static method serendipity_plugin_api::get_event_plugins() should not be called statically in /www/htdocs/v141319/include/plugin_api.inc.php on line 989 Wie Hund sich bettet, so badet erSonntag, 6. Juli 2003 Heute morgen hatte ich es mir gerade auf Herrchens Kopfkissen so richtig gemütlich gemacht, als er sich umdrehte und seine Nase in meinem Fell vergrub. Ich hielt mich ruhig, denn meistens dreht er sich wieder weg, wenn ihm die Luft ausgeht; aber diesmal klappte das nicht. Nach einem kurzen "hmmpf" öffnete er ein Auge, drehte sich zu Frauchen um und sagte, "der Hund stinkt".
Einen vorwurfsvollen Blick konnte ich mir nicht verkneifen, aber ich beschloss, ihn und seine Worte zu ignorieren, denn was verstehen Menschen schon der hündischen Duftnote? Hat er eine Ahnung, wie schwer es mit meiner kurzen Rute ist, diesen zu verbreiten? Und wie vorteilhaft es für eine kleine Hündin wie mich ist, ihren Duft möglichst über den ganzen Körper zu verteilen? Wieviel Schweiß mich das gekostet hat?
Nein, er glaubt, er riecht gut und ich stinke, und deshalb darf er auf seinem Kopfkissen liegen und ich nicht. Und deshalb stupst er mich weg. Verdrehte Welt!  Aber damit nicht genug: Frauchen hatte dann natürlich nichts Eiligeres zu tun, als mich in die Badewanne zu stecken. Die Frau ist gnadenlos - eh ich mich versehe, steh ich schon in der Badewanne und das Wasser prasselt auf mich ein.Wie ich das hasse! Nicht nur wegen des Shampoos, das angeblich nicht in den Augen brennt, aber es natürlich doch tut - welcher Hund hätte deshalb schon jemals einen Beschwerdebrief schreiben können? -, nein mein ganzer schöner Duft ist weg.  Und dann werde ich ausgewrungen wie ein nasser Lappen und in ein Handtuch gepackt, ein altes natürlich, mit Rosen (!) drauf. Kann sie nicht mal eins kaufen, nur für mich, bedruckt mit knackigen jungen Rüden?Ich STINKE nach diesem Hundeshampoo und ich werde wochenlang das Gespött der ganzen Hundenachbarschaft sein, da kann ich rubbeln soviel wie ich will.  Und ich rubbele, was das Zeug hält; irgendwie muss sich das Zeug doch abschrubben lassen.Kein Rüde wird mir eine zweite Nase gönnen - was für ein Hundeleben! seufz Dann noch die Fön-Tortur ...  Fönen an sich mag ich ja; aber dass ich nicht mal ruhig sitzen bleiben darf. Nein, dann heisst es "Kopf hoch" und "jetzt die andere Seite", ich muss mich drehen und wenden und jede Pfote einzeln hochheben. Und es tröstet mich wenig, dass Herrchen mir hinterher versichert, wie toll ich aussehe und wie schön ich jetzt rieche. Na ja, es soll ja wieder warm werden, dann schwitz ich mal wieder 'ne Runde und alles ist beim alten! ,-) |
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